Alright, so
catlein was evil enough to have everyone read this at the Christmas party tonight and I had many requests to put it up on LJ, so this is to please the
crazy insane masses.
Summary: This was written as a parody to Québecois folk tales par kinda-sorta request of
catlein. It turned into a display of how people should NOT write fanfic; a.k.a it portrays almost every single thing about bad fanfic that makes people want to spork their eyes out.
( Anaïs and the Vampire: A True Modern Québecois Folk Tale )And now that you've read that, would you like some bleach?
P.S. For those of you unfamiliar with Québecois culture, you can find a good guide to the man referenced
here.