Inside the Blazing Fireball

ITALY WON!


France = pwnt bitches.
Especially Zidane. HA!

Portugal vs. Netherlands.

Possibly the craziest and best game I've watched in my life!
I was cheering for the Netherlands but they lost. The game itself though? INSANE.

Portugal: 1 injured, 2 red-carded, and half of the team yellow-carded.
Netherlands: 2 red-carded, 3 yellow-carded.

A fight broke out after the second time Deco fouled. There were kicks to the face and shoulders, an elbow to the eye, rampant kicking of shins and shoving, even a couple kicks to Ricardo's ass by Kuyt and Ronaldo's inner thigh by Boulahrouz! (That kick got Ronaldo out of the game).

The damn Russian ref sucked ass and didn't even card blatant fouls! In the first half of the match, the Dutch were just getting beaten up and the ref didn't notice! It wasn't until the second half when cards were being thrown left and right.

I don't think I'll be out in the town tonight. The Portuguese of Montréal are going to be in their riot best, I'm sure.

And I'll cross my fingers that England can beat Portugal since two of Portugal's best players are suspended from that match (Costinha and Deco).

EDIT: As reported by Joystiq (of all places), the total 16 yellow cards given tied the record, and the 4 red cards set a new record for the World Cup. Fo' shame.

AAAAAAANNGGEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE YOU MEXICO HATE HATE HATE HATE

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING PLAY SO GODDAMNED WELL IN THE SECOND HALF?!

Dear I.R.Iran players,

Please note the word 'offense' and put it in your vocabulary (don't MAKE me say it in persian). Learn to execute this word in all upcoming world cup matches. Also a special note to Rezaei and Mahdavikia: STOP BEING BALL WHORES UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA DO SOMETHING WITH IT. Note to coach Ivanovic: Don't substitute Karimi, one of your star players, with a complete noob. That plan will never work. And to Ali Daei: I still love you. :D

kthx,
Sheila.


I'm now off to seriously choke a bitch.
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P.S. Logan, you are a sadistic bastard and I'm going to throttle you.