Because I don't feel like doing work.

Go to your music player of choice and put it on shuffle. Say the following questions aloud, and press play. Use the song title as the answer to the question. No Cheating.

1. How does the world see me? "My Last Breath" (As if I'm about to die? Glorious.)
2. Will I have a happy life? "Roxanne" (I'll become a prostitute yet fall deeply in love...ookay)
3. What do my friends really think of me? "Symphony No. 3 in E-Flat Major (Eroica)"
4. Do people secretly lust after me? "Fly Robin Fly"
5. How can I make myself happy? "The Lonliness of Middle D" (sooo...become the next Beethoven?)
6. What should I do with my life? "Paranoid"
7. Will I ever have children? "White Flag" (No! I will not succumb!)
8. What is some good advice for me? "Daylight" (Daylight IS good. Now to get out of this basement...)
9. How will I be remembered? "Alexander the Great" (I don't know whether to be insulted or complemented)
10. What is my signature dancing song? "The Black Rider" (o__O)
11. What do I think my current theme song is? "Spread Your Legs (Fuck Mix) (HAH!)
12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is? "Rock Wit You"
13. What song will play at my funeral? "Speed"
14. What type of men/women do I like? "Memory of Fanelia" (Well yeah, I DO like guys that like anime.)
15. What is my day going to be like? "Echo (Oh dear, that's not good.)

Woooo for not wanting to do work!!